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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:51
So they tried
share office space ...
No way
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
Still no good
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Dolorum fugit ut molestiae voluptatem minima non.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.